Name the one person
who never writes back.
Cold email gets a 2–3% reply rate.
We get 35%. By showing up at their desk with something they can't ignore.
No sign-up. Just type a name and watch.
That's the move — for one person. Now do it for the five you actually need.
HOW IT WORKS
You hand us the names. Everything else is ours.
No design. No logistics. No awkward follow-up. Just the list.
The accounts, candidates, or owners you'd give anything to get in front of. Five names or fifty.
We find a real hook on each person, design a personalized cake, and hand-deliver it from a bakery near their office.
They reply. You talk. We track every response so you see exactly which names turned into conversations.
For the price of a dinner, you get the meeting a year of cold emails couldn't.
WHY THIS WORKS WHEN EMAIL DOESN'T
The inbox is where your pitch goes to die.
Cold email reply rates sit at 2–3%. Physical outreach runs at 35%. Everyone kept emailing anyway. Their loss is your opening.
average reply rate for physical outreach vs. 2–3% for cold email
senior buyers say physical outreach is the most effective way to get their attention
a personalized cake sits on their desk for hours. Your email was gone in seconds.
When one meeting is worth $50,000, getting in the room is the cheapest money you'll spend all year.
OUR WORK
The cakes that opened the door.
Every one of these landed on a real desk. Most got a reply within 24 hours.
WHO THIS IS FOR
For people chasing a short list that's worth everything.
Cold email asks for their time. This earns it before you've said a word.
This is for you if
- ✓One closed deal is worth $20k, $50k, or far more
- ✓You know exactly whose attention you need
- ✓Those people ignore your emails and screen your calls
- ✓You'd trade a thousand cold leads for one real conversation
This isn't for you if
- ✕You need volume — thousands of cheap leads, fast
- ✕Your deals close for a few hundred dollars
- ✕You'd rather a self-serve tool than have it handled
Founding client rate: $97 per send.
Fully done-for-you. Research, design, bake, deliver, track. You just bring the list. Pilot spots are limited — we only take on what we can execute perfectly.
QUESTIONS YOU'RE ALREADY ASKING
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Isn't a cake a little much for a serious buyer?
That's the point. The effort is the message. It tells them you took them seriously before they replied. Serious buyers notice who bothered.
What if it reaches the wrong person?
We only target people who sit at a real desk and confirm delivery to a known office. If a name can't be reached cleanly, we tell you before spending a cent.
How do I know it actually got me meetings?
Every send carries a tracked link. We measure replies and booked calls against your normal email baseline. You get a real number, not a vibe.
Why $97 and not more?
We're in our founding client phase. $97 is the pilot rate while we prove the model with a small group. It won't stay here.
Name the five people who could change your year. We'll reach them.
Start with a pilot. No subscription, no scale — just the handful of names that actually matter.
For teams where one meeting is worth more than the whole campaign.